The Mind of an Estranged Poet

itistimetodisappear:

thedorkiestviking:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

ibeggedformercytwice:

My medieval servant boy has gone missing. I’ll just use Google to see if I can find him.

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Oh bother.

I still say this was hilarious fuck you guys

GODDAMNIT

GET OUT

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

tastefullyoffensive:

Awkward Moment Seal [x]

Previously: Best of ‘Business Baby’

wilwheaton:

(via Poorly Drawn Lines – Accepted)

not-pizza:

valeart2595:

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

I think I’ll notice them when they’re wearing costumes

precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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It’s not always about sex, sometimes the best type of intimacy is where you just lay back, laugh together at the stupidest things, hold each other, and enjoy each others’ company.
(via gothics)
dboybaker:

bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

dboybaker:

bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

brownglucose:

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

How petty

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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edwardspoonhands:

The first nine things babies don’t know are fascinating..,but the last one will blow your mind.

riotdog:

truebeliever980:

Spring 2014. Never forget.


basically

riotdog:

truebeliever980:

Spring 2014. Never forget.

basically