The Mind of an Estranged Poet

emmylovestrees:

fairytalesandfallenangels:

thesoil:

Holy shit

I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment. 

Bravo.

Bra-vo. 

i’m screaming. she’s fucking awesome. anyone know where this can be found as an actual video?

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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rydenactionnews:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

#imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve BEEN told

sandandglass:

Sister Rosemary Nyirumbe and Stephen Colbert talk about the abduction of schoolgirls in Nigeria and the hashtag #BringBackOurGirls

sheepish-dragon:

deansass:

Bucky, Iron Man, Batman… And someone

Hamlet?

sheepish-dragon:

deansass:

Bucky, Iron Man, Batman… And someone

Hamlet?

gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

breebird33:

hehehehe I really liked this one.

awwww-cute:

I’m a shark

awwww-cute:

I’m a shark

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

disturbingly-average:

i am 99.999% sure that literally everyone knows steve irwin is australian

paris2london:

mallowtree:

"I’M FIVE!!!!"

CC: paris2london

This is me. Everyday when I drive to work. Every single time.

singithigh:

"To all the women who silently made history."

You realize you are not alone, right? No one in their twenties has life figured out. It’s okay to be a mess. You’re living.
(via kisscheekzhere)

antiquissimablack:

Voldemort + Text Posts
(with bonus Peter Pettigrew)