The Mind of an Estranged Poet

hifuckme:

ashleigh-marie:

Guys, the guy who plays Peter Pan in Disneyland and the girl who plays Wendy are married irl. This makes me really happy, like you have no idea. 

They both had their first wedding anniversary 2 days back. They made him quit the job of peter pan because he got wrinkles around his eyes, Disney Land made him quit being peter pan for growing up. He’s done a lot of amazing things but this one beats them all. I’m a guy but i love you Peter Pan.

Movies that fuck with my emotions

∟Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It’s a good non-specific symptom; I’m a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you that a good phony fever is a dead lock, but, uh… you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor’s office. That’s worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you’re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It’s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.

(Source: sandandglass)

readytopanic:

Ahh look it’s my home

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thumbcramps:

i can explain

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